north carolina state fair.  if you’re morbidly obese, you fit right in.  me?  i’m a fucking super model at the fair.  the last people on the planet who should be eating fried foods are all gathered at the deep fried state fair.  all the freaks come out.  with their greasy greasy grandmas and then some.  went with the entire fam and girlfriends this year.  t’was a good time (i guess); it was jam packed because it was the last day.  note to self: don’t go to the fair on the last day.